Dear Santa,
Would you intervene where god can not?
I would like:
1. A flat stomach
2. No stretch marks on said flat stomach
3. Perkier boobs
4. A vagina - the same one I had a few months ago BEFORE giving birth
5. And my feet back. I have all of these lovely shoes and pregnancy did a number on me!
Please let me know by midnight tonight.
Sincerely,
Javagirl
PS. I have been fairly good this year.
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